Shock, horror! What has happened to this couple’s room to make them look so distraught and turning in their stomachs at the ‘Latest fabrics and lights’ which is why the flamboyant designer is looking so chuffed? But it’s not just his wacky concepts that have ruined the surprise. Put yourself in the bowl with the goldfish who’s looking particularly stunned at this take on contemporary design and try and imagine what has gone horribly wrong – that is what you are puzzling.